Who Invented The Thong

Ever walk outside and noticed a girl looking at you? As being a man consumers you might look is in her butt and naturally you'll see those familiar thong lines that ride on the hip so you go smile a small amount just imaging yourself on how good she look broke but that thong on.

If you're like me you will start to wonder who within the hell invented the thong to start with? First in my mind for the thong to be invented it needed to be invented by men instead of a female. So I did start to surf the internet and have found found a few things. It can be known that the thong has existed since 1933 when nude dancers wore them in their shows and performances. The thong was so risque during those times that in NYC the Mayor at the time Fiorello LaGuardia developed a law against them. Almost no else is learn about it prior to the sexy 70's

The thong was invented by a male fashion designer named Rudi Gernreich back in 1974 in Brazil. It wasn't until 1977 when it hit beaches of brazil as well as on the bronze bodies of Brazilian women everywhere. Within the US they may be called "Thongs" everywhere else there're called "Tangas" a fantastic name because doing so rhymes with "Nalgas" Spanish for "Butt Cheeks" Many songs happen to be written about the thong or tangas. Throughout North America women needed an excuse to put on thongs for every day wear. What they have to noticed is when they wore slacks there were no panty lines. More the main reason to put on thongs I'd say.

Unfortunately thongs are not meant for every woman to wear. Heavy women or ladies who aren't blessed that has a nice round butt cannot and shouldn't wear these. 

Anyway going through the web I have discovered the things they call a Thong Etiquette please read below.

"THONG ETIQUETTE"

1. If you're wearing low rise jeans (which, incidentally, should invariably be worn with tops that cover/tuck into/satisfy the band. In case you will not have that Mushroom Fat hanging over wear LOW RISE THONGS! Yes, they create these. Try Macy's or Kohls for a fast, simple and easy often cheap grab at them. There have been a different word invented for thongs peaking or escaping from the surface of jeans: WHALE TAIL.(take care should you Google it...for apparent reasons)

2. If you don't have BUNS of STEEL then you definitely might choose to think about wearing SEAMLESS PANTIES. Again try Macy's or Victoria's Secret. Really do not need to draw focus to our rears via Panty Lines OR Jiggly Bums.

3. In case you are wearing something that Cling : Thong Line Ratio is solution of wack and that you will have Thong Lines (that can not only draw attention though the WRONG kind) then, and please read carefully, WEAR STOCKINGS. Stockings come with a Cotton Crotch, that you be thinking about knowing the times when NO undergarments had Breathable Crotches plus it was creating quite the atmosphere in that area...Cotton Crotch makes Stockings roughly the same as Panties hence you don't have To put on PANTIES WITH STOCKINGS. But if you decide to you don't need to stress about JIGGLY BUM or THONG LINES! Brilliant!

Whether or not it's the Devils panties or earthly necessities I think it is needed. Within a world with the amount uptight people sometimes somewhat glance never hurts nobody especially me!